March 2010
2 posts
When I tee off while playing golf, I pretend the ball is a snitch. Waiting to be caught by a smoldering Harry Potter.
Today,
my life has been monotonous. And disappointing. Thought I’d share.
February 2010
42 posts
“Therefore let him who thinks he stands take heed lest he fall”
A guy on the radio was talking about going to lay...
I don’t think I could ever marry someone who lays in the tanning bed.
“They couldn’t investigate their way out of a paper bag.”
“Your hustle busted when you can’t afford a cigarette. Last I heard from...”
– Red Hot Chili Peppers, She’s Only 18
abc family makes my life great.
Golf practice
Kills me.
my sister refuses to believe that popping your gum in the car is disgusting and rude.
It's thundering and lightening outside.
A stray dog with a forlorn countenance is sitting by the door of my back porch.
Harry Potter killed Edward Cullen
she says as middle schoolers of the Universe plot her demise
The pros of iPod with wifi
Instead of sleeping on a Sunday night, I can post old photos of myself and reminensce on those bad music and skinny jeans days. God bless my parents.
There’s no way Lady Gaga is a man. I mean, have you seen the stuff she wears? She couldn’t even be half man.
I would want to give my kid a cool name like Tiger, but then he might turn out a cheetah.
For I think that God has displayed us, the apostles, last, as men condemned to death; for we have been made a spectacle to the world, both to angels and to men. 10 We are fools for Christ’s sake, but you are wise in Christ! We are weak, but you are strong! You are distinguished, but we are dishonored! 11 To the present hour we both hunger and thirst, and we are poorly clothed, and beaten, and...
my thighs are killing me from horseback. by upper torso is killing me from golf. for once in my life i feel athletic!
I really wonder
how the Netflix sending system works. I bet it’s complex.
Project Runway
They’re making children’s clothes! The outfits are so little and cute!
“I don’t need the mirror of Erised to know that you’re everything I...”
“I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby… I’m a keeper!”
“I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still...”
I have this sudden urge start singing an opera song.
“if you can’t sprinkle something”
– “if you can’t sprinkle something sweet, don’t sprinkle anything at all” back of my Splenda packet.
So in their about me’s, people are always like, “I have a past”. And I always think, “really? Cause I grew up with you. Is you’re big bad past the playground in primary school?”
My school is on break. We have no homework. Therefore, I receive very little text messages.
The people on Project Runway are very unrealistic.
Poetry is overrated.
she says as the hipsters of the world began to plot her demise
Should I
buy black or khaki golf pants? I know, tough decision, right?
“I’ll Gryffindor your Hufflepuff.”
DC has been shut down due to the storms
The economy would get better if those politicians weren’t being paid anyway. Millions of tax dollars would be saved.
I've been playing the piano for 9 years, and I'm...
Can someone explain that to me? I mean, my grandmother says it’s because I don’t practice. But that can’t be it.
"one in four women can't read a pregnancy test"
From that commercial. Please explain to me where on Earth they found that unrealistic statistic.
My theory on the new Alice in Wonderland movie:
They’ll make is obscenely scary.
John Mayer is so much cooler than me.