When I tee off while playing golf, I pretend the ball is a snitch. Waiting to be caught by a smoldering Harry Potter.
“Therefore let him who thinks he stands take heed lest he fall”
A guy on the radio was talking about going to lay in the tanning bed
I don’t think I could ever marry someone who lays in the tanning bed.
“They couldn’t investigate their way out of a paper bag.”
“Your hustle busted when you can’t afford a cigarette. Last I heard from you, you were screaming handle it! Knock the world straight if its feet onto it’s head.”
— Red Hot Chili Peppers, She’s Only 18
abc family makes my life great.
my sister refuses to believe that popping your gum in the car is disgusting and rude.
It’s thundering and lightening outside.
A stray dog with a forlorn countenance is sitting by the door of my back porch.
